Friday, August 29, 2014

Ex's who call you acting like they forgot why you Broke up with them..

I'm like Uhhh.. Wassup? Now What the hell do you want.. Leftovers?

This is them:" Oh yeah, wassup?"  Long Pause..
Me: "What's up? Didn't you call me man?"
This fool is answerin the phone like we were already having a conversation... SMH
Dude: "Yeah I was tryna see wassup with you''
See by this time my frustration done got the best of me with the Dumb shit.. 
Me: " Man what do you WANT man?!"
Dude: Sounding Bored, drained, prolonging his response.. "Yeah,....... So....... You cuttin today?''

CLICK... 

Who the hell? WTF? HUH? Who are you? Did you get Dumber since we separated?
You got to be bored whicho SELF! Go take your Boring ass to bed somewhere, kill yourself.. 
That's my line.. and I'm sticking to it.. 

x

Men Who Isolate just to DOMINATE!

These guys I really HATE.. Hate is a strong word.. but I use this one word for a cowardly Lion ass nigga, who wants to corner his Prey all by himself.. So that he can dive in for the KILL..

Go Kill yourself, because I'm tired of being that Woman.. That niggas make the mistake of being either passive Aggressive, or just plain gotdamn aggressive.. 

I'm not  16 hun, That's my Birthdate..Dont get it mixed up Son... Cause you can get the fuck out like Martin Lawrence.. Wishin I could  lift you up and throw your ignorant ass out like JAZZ off of Fresh Prince..

Niggas.... Niggas who show off in front of their Boys, like they tryina win them niggas over for a gay ass date..

Don't fake now, Isolate one of them niggas.. and Dominate that..

If you're drunk everytime you see me.. You don't need me for the party.

The Drunk look ain't sexy.. Neither is the high look if you're high all the damn time.. 

First of all, I think it's classless to show up drunk on the first date, second date, and the third date.. That just lets me know that you're not confident enough to handle me sober.. 

Now if you're smelling like Shitty WEED... You know LOUD.. That smells like Loud Shit!
Not only will your breath be unbelievably horrid.. You wanna cover that up with some fruity gum like that's a cover up.. 

How DARE YOU! How dare you show up smelling like shit cakes, and Bananas.. 

Please hun, You could be the finest nigga in D.C. but your Breath would have you smellin like you look like a Garbage Disposal Drain opening.. 
I don't have the patience for the bullshit.. 
Why you gotta come over here with that? Stay your Foul ass home.. Fingers smelling foul, Clothes Smellin foul.. Who wants to be close to you?

Now Liquor has a distinctive Smell that you can sort of cover up.. But if your cologne is smelling like an ADD ON.. I'm bouncing down the Street like Basketballs from little kiddies.. I'm all in the street bout to get ran the fuck over to get back in the house from you.. PEACE!

x

OK I'm venting my feelings about my WHACK clients.

IF you're coming to someone's house to get a cut, why would you show up empty handed.. 

See everything is cool until I bust my ass cutting a challenging cut, and you tell me that you'll get me next time?
I'm about to be like them chinese people, I'm not even going to start on a shape up until I know that I'm getting my dough, because niggas act like they can IOU everybody..

It's even worse when niggas think that I'm nice enough to allow them to come though at 11pm for a cut... with only five dollars in their pocket... As a appointment.. 
Straight up like..
Aye Billi.. I only got 5 you got me? I get paid on Tuesday.. 

I'm like.. Ok can I ask you to wash my clothes, and I got you Friday nigga?

Where they do that at? I'm not your fucking cousin.. and even he'll charge your sorry ass.. 


Here's where I got heated..

If I have been cutting your hair for two years, and I been Chargin your ass 20.. I'm not going to accept 10 as a surprise payment.. and a My BAD.. that's all I got as a excuse.....
OOh Wee.. I can't wait.. Til I get those fools back in my chair... So I can surprise them with the dust off cape snatch INVOICE!

Muther Fucker!  Straight cut no neck fade no Shape up.. Go out like that.. 


Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Nastiest Grimiest people are the most successful.

I think that I'm going to learn a lot about this REALITY.

This truth right here has me thinking about everything that this Society was built from..

I've witnessed crooks getting away, and the Judge would be the biggest crook himself.. 

Be aware that this is the kind of world where the power of manipulation rules.
A world where anyone can create a religion, moreover a wealthy following to build fortresses to backup their claim.
Having power over everyone who falls at the mercy of their own man made governed organized belief system. This is why religion isn't spoken of in the Public School System. 
In Addition where young black children get their education..Which in my opinion should be a whole new structured environment. 


Back to the Religion.

What religion has the strongest following? Who has the most power?
What religion is the most feared?
Should religion be feared?
In this world, in order to gain a following of believers, you have to instill fear into the minds of the  masses. 
What other power than the power of the imagination?
In this world we have phobias of the real, and the imagined. 
If the same stories have been written, and rewritten by man.. 
Repeat MAN.. Man who creates War, Man who is created with a mind full of masterful imagination. Men who invented society as it is today.. 

Why are so many following these Fables? For fear of the unknown, Because in this society where slaves were once hung.. anything they say goes.. 

Religions separate, and divide.. and if one were invented to integrate our Society.. Best Believe they'll 
expire before even a breath about it is uttered.. 
The same with free energy.. 
Freedom? 

In a world where the nastiest of men run everything.. Ask yourself where the HEAVEN AND HELL lay?

This city is full of loving beautiful Men all over, but they're never running anything.. because, they're not heartless enough to destroy someone to get to the top.. 

That's how the World works, the city is run by crooks.. Because they have all the power, nothing can be said or done.. We can only watch as the drama unfolds.. 
We are coming into a new year where the Criminals are being protected by the same crooks who run the City.. 

 


Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Thursday, August 14, 2014

With a friend like that, you wouldn't want to cross him.

Ever had a friend that turned on you when you got into trouble?

 You thought that you had a friend, then they turned..
and you know what you did? You forgave them, in other words you gave them another chance to cross you again. 
You acted as a loyal companion making the mistake of thinking that 
they made a mistake.

Now you're at risk, consequently putting yourself in the arms of an enemy. 
Keeping your enemy closer, and like I said earlier.. That is the dumbest 
Quote ever invented.. 

Friday, August 1, 2014

Whats up with guy calling me up telling me that they have Blue Balls?

What happened to class is it extinct?

I'm starting to think that all the classy niggas are locked up, and we're all left with the anything ass niggas.. 
Anything goes.. Anything flows.. 
No thoughts necessary because caring is for the birds now.. Not giving a fuck is now the trend.. I'm falling right in it because I'm not giving a shit about these blue ball niggahs!

Okay so what the hell am I supposed to say to that? Oh let me take off my clothes because was so SEXY.. REALLY THO? I see why you gets NONE! 

My frustration never ends because it doesn't matter what age the Blue ball line is universally USED! 

I wonder if thats what happend to niggas that have failed so many times that they just throw it away because they're just too dumb to commit to having an ounce of class.. You know who you are..
Shall you remail nameless? 
I mean damn .. it's a fucking shame.. 

How dare you? Really? and this response just makes you laugh cause you're so damn ignorant you can't even figure out that you created a deal breaking moment.. 
No class.. I will never take you home to meet my Grandma,, matter of fact you might as well stop calling me.. 
Depending on me.. Depending on the phone to be picked up.. Beause nobody wants no loser grown ass man child with no vocabulary.. 
worst if you Graduated from College, and you Still on the Block with a Bachelors Degree.. 
Talking bout.. I ain't that nigga I got a degree.. 

I feel like talking to him the way he talks to his baby mamma.. 
like BITCH you ain't nobody but a nigga knowledgable DEBT that you will never pay off. 

x

What Dummy wrote Keep your Enemies Closer? Hell away frum ME!

If you ask me these are the worst friends to end.


I'm saying this because they're always using subliminal messages to get their 
point across moreover have their way with you. 
In the beginning of this mentally abusive relationship you start to have a bad feeling
but you just don't know what it is because you're spending the majority of the time trying to figure out why this person is always badgering you about the slightest petty thing. 
It would probably take a huge argument for you to even catch a glimpse of what type of relationship you two are engaging in.

All you have to do is be who you are and nothing more, especially when you knew that you where right about a wrong doing..
See what I can't stand about this personality type, is the fact they they think you're dumber than a box a rocks.. You're not dumber than a box of rocks, you just so happened to treat other people the way you would like to be treated.

Its amazing how close your enemy always ends up..

No matter how hard you try to get around it, your enemies are always going to be the closest to you.
I hate that saying keep your friends close but your enemies closer.. 
Black people can sure fuck up a quote.. 
You should be saying, "Keeping certain friends too close is like having a enemy closer" Or
Your enemies are closer than you think.
See, I really can't stand a fool that would hang with you and your Mother Father Grandmother.. Like their Family, and when they're isolated with you, pop off with some smart mouth, You better do this,, type of Bully Tactic.. 
These are the people who are never missed.. These people get shot.. and cremated because nobody gave a shit about their fake ass.. 
RIP.. 

I'm not trying to be bitter or cold, but there are way too many in Washington, D.C.

I'm talking about the natural born HATER.. The one who always has something to say about everything.. yet they're not even successful enough to tell a damn success story.. 
They already know this, theres no need to explain to them.. They're gonna act dumb about their mishaps notwithstanding the verbal punishment that they absolutely love.. 
Haters love hate like its happiness to them.. They bask in the hot Sun of Hatred.. Evil Just Deserts.. 
and verbally beating them down is just as satisfying.. but they always have to will .. The loudest talking fastest, talking.. Bull shittinest nigga on the block.. 

There is nothing worst than being around someone who has something to say about EVERYONE. EVERYONE.. 

Don't think that you're special, you should be worried about being next, because
Gossipers get a high off of talking about .. Guess what? 
The people that see their fake asses everyday. 
Male fake asses, and female fake asses.. 
They're like twins.. Theiir Voices carry the same femnine effect..
 Dudes get alot of that pretty fruit from their gossiping as Mommas.. 
IT's a Learned habit honey people are coming out of the Womb talking bout.. OMG.. Did you see that Dr. and how he looked at her, you know damn well he's Murraged.. 
and I spelled that shit wrong on Purpose, because Murraged.. is a fake ass Marriage.. 
Like when rude black female niggaz say SKEWME instead of excuse me... Because it HURTS them so
to be polite..and squeeze out a drop of manners. Little Bitches..

Keep your enemies Closer.. ..Wow that is the most ignorant uneducationalized, nigga shit right there.. 
There are alot of them out there.. but this one takes the cake at being the dumbest nonsensical shit I have ever LEARNED.. Yeh Learned that dumb shit.. In the hood you learn how to be dumb before you get some education on how to be Smarter.. 
and it's hopeless if you're in a neighborhood full of dumb niggas Fathering each other with no Fathers..

Yo you gotta remember where Black comedy originated from.. From Cold Cruel Awful with the mouth Hood niggas.. 
Clowning on you effortlessly, having the entire block laugh at them one pair of pants.. in so many avenues of Clownman ship that you can only wear em in the house.. better not step out with them ol yellow Jeans.
The happier the color the worst you get it. Blue and black onlies.. 
The onliest colors you can get away with

There is nothing more uncomfortable than feeling uncomfortable around your own people.. 

For fear of making an enemy.. We're so damn hostile that whenever white people bump into us they don't even say excuse me.. They Say "OH IM SOOOOO SORRYYY!!! Like please don't make a nigga scene.. 
I have somewhere to be, and I don't need no nigga drama... 
Like Oh Please to pop a gasket.. don't blow up like a half a stick of dynomite.. 
Because blacks have the loudest mouths in the WORLD!
You'd be on the fourth floor, and still hear somebodye loud mouth kids like they're in your gotdamn front room.. 

You know how that makes me feel?
It makes me feel like I'm on a slave plantation.. 
Full of broke ass free slaves.. 
That sit around like they do in those photos that you see of slaves in rags.. with a RACK of nappy kids.. Flocking together.. and nobody cares.. You know why?
Ain't nobody gonna take home no loud mouthed nosey, grown mouthed.. 7 year old.. They gon be like.. 
Awee damn you too damn smart mouthed.. Put that little brown nigga right back where he found him..

I had to let this be known because it's the damn truth, and you can't get no realer than that.